Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball. Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women.

He passes the first woman, who looks down at his manhood. “He’s not my husband,” she says.

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his manhood. “He’s not my husband either,” she also says.

He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her. “Wait a minute,” she says. “He’s not even a member of this club.”