I found this entry on my other forum, the Vintage Mustang Forum. This is just too choice not to pass on my car friends here in Madison/Dane County.

Thoughts to Ponder:

NUMBER 10 – LIFE IS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED.

NUMBER 9 – GOOD HEALTH IS MERELY THE SLOWEST POSSIBLE RATE AT WHICH ONE CAN DIE.

NUMBER 8 – MEN HAVE TWO EMOTIONS: HUNGRY AND HORNY. IF YOU SEE HIM WITHOUT AN ERECTION, MAKE HIM A SANDWICH.

NUMBER 7 – GIVE A PERSON A FISH AND YOU FEED THEM FOR A DAY: TEACH A PERSON TO USE THE INTERNET AND THEY WON’T BOTHER YOU FOR WEEKS.

NUMBER 6 – SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE A SLINKY…NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT YOU STILL CAN’T HELP BUT SMILE WHEN YOU SEE ONE TUMBLE DOWN THE STAIRS.

NUMBER 5 – HEALTH NUTS ARE GOING TO FEEL STUPID SOMEDAY, LYING IN HOSPITALS DYING OF NOTHING.

NUMBER 4 – ALL OF US COULD TAKE A LESSON FROM THE WEATHER. IT PAYS NO ATTENTION TO CRITICISM.

NUMBER 3 – WHY DOES A SLIGHT TAX INCREASE COST YOU TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS AND A SUBSTANTIAL TAX CUT SAVES YOU THREE BUCKS?

NUMBER 2 – IN THE 60’S, PEOPLE TOOK ACID TO MAKE THE WORLD WEIRD. NOW THE WORLD IS WEIRD AND PEOPLE TAKE PROZAC TO MAKE IT NORMAL.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 – WE KNOW EXACTLY WHERE ONE COW WITH MAD-COW DISEASE IS LOCATED AMONG THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF COWS IN AMERICA, BUT WE HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE AS TO WHERE THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND TERRORISTS ARE LOCATED. MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE IN
CHARGE OF HOMELAND SECURITY.