Hi Folks
> >> A State Trooper pulled a car over on the Interstate near
> Atlanta. When
> >
> >> the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the
> driver answered
> >> that he was a juggler and he was on his way to Athens to do
> a show
> >> that night at the Shrine Circus and didn’t want to be late.
> >>
> >> The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling,
> and if the
> >> driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn’t
> give him a
> >> ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of
> his
> >> equipment on ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.
> >>
> >> The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk
> of his
> >> patrol
> >> car
> >> and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said that he
> could, so
> > the
> >> Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the
> juggler.
> >>
> >> While the juggler was doing his act, a car pulled in behind
> the patrol
> >> car,
> >> and a drunk got out. He watched the performance briefly,
> then went
> > over to
> >> the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
> >>
> >> The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the
> patrol car,
> >> opened
> >> the back door and asked the drunk what he thought he was
> doing.
> >>
> >> The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail,
> cause
> >> there’s
> >> no
> >> way in hell I can pass that test.”