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    Two Aussies were out hunting in the outback and came upon a
    huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed
    at its size and depth.

    The first said, “Wow, that’s some hole. I can’t even see the
    bottom. I wonder how deep it is.”

    The second said, “There’s an old gear box over there. Let’s
    throw it in and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”

    Despite it being very heavy, they picked up the gear box,
    carried it over to the hole, counted one-two-three, and
    heaved it in.

    As they were standing there looking over the edge of the
    hole, a goat come crashing through the underbrush, ran up to
    the hole and without hesitation, jumped in head first.

    They were so mystified by this that they stood staring at
    each other in amazement and peered into the hole, trying to
    figure out what that was all about.

    Just then an old farmer sauntered up. “Say, you fellers
    didn’t happen to see my goat?”

    The first hunter said, “Funny you should ask. We were just
    standing here a minute ago, and a goat came running out of
    the bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped
    head first into this here hole!”

    The old farmer said, “Naw, that’s impossible! I had him
    chained to an old gear box.”

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