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> >In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
> >bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
> >condition.
> >This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do
> >with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
> >deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of
> >experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
> >The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
> >doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
> >themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
> >holding wooden crossses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward
> >off the evil spirits.
> >Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
> >sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
> >could use the vacuum cleaner.
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> >Having a bad day????
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> >The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
> >spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
> >expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
> >cheers and applause from onlookers.
> >A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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> >Still think you are having a bad day????
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> >A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,>almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
>towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
>current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
>two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
>Walkman.
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> >STILL think you’re having a bad day????
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> >Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
> >to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
> >broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
> >The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.
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> >What?? STILL having a bad day??
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> >Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
> >It came back with “Return to Sender” stamped on it. Forgetting it was
> >the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
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> >There now, feeling better????
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That was pretty funny. icon_wink.gif
Here’s some other people having a bad day. icon_eek.gif
Little Georgie watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, “Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane……..”
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, “Georgie, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”!
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Georgie to tell his story.
Georgie started his story, “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill do when Daddy is away on his buisness trips.” w00t.gif
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt. thumbsup.gif
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