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    posting another joke!

    ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER

    Dear sirs,

    I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
    How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows
    that I bought a cable t.v. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal
    Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

    For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I’ve filed for
    the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver’s license,
    on the last eight damn passports I’ve had, on all those stupid customs
    declaration forms I’ve had to fill out before being allowed off the plane
    over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are
    done at election times.

    Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother’s name is Maryanne, my father’s name is Robert and I’d be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

    I apologize, I’m really pissed off this morning. Between you an’ me, I’ve
    had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you
    ask me for my fu**in’ address!

    What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal assholes workin’ there!
    Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don’t want to dig up
    Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy
    beach.

    And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan
    on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do
    something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I’d sure as hell not
    want to tell anyone!

    Well, I have to go now, ’cause I have to go to the other end of the city and
    get another fu**in’ copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would
    it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in
    the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that’d be to damn
    easy and maybe makes sense. You’d rather have us running all over the
    fu**in’ place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole
    to confirm that it’s really me on the damn picture – you know,the one where
    we’re not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic fu**in’ morons) Hey, you know
    why we can’t smile? We’re totally pissed off!

    Signed
    – An Irate Citizen.

    P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to
    confirm that it’s me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776
    ……..I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have
    had security clearances up the yingyang……..However, I have to get
    someone ‘important’ to verify who I am – you know, someone like my doctor

    WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA !

    Sincerely,

    You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who.

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