Jokes and Funny Stuff

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Here are some Jokes I found in some odd places, Nice place to laugh.

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No Mayo!!!!

http://www.nomayo.com/

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Captured By Robots

http://www.capturedbyrobots.com/

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Engrish

http://www.engrish.com/

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The Largest Ketchup/Catsup Bottle

http://www.catsupbottle.com/

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Airline Meals

http://www.airlinemeals.net/

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Hobbit Name Generator

http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/

(Mine is Bulbo Sandybanks)

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The New York Rejection Line Co.

http://www.rejectionline.com/

(By The Way, My Number Is 773-509-5096)

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The Largest Gum Wrapper Chain

http://www.gumwrapper.com/

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The Phobia List

http://www.phobialist.com/

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Silly Dude

http://www.sillydude.com/news.php

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Silly Dude

http://www.sillydude.com/

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Old Washing Machines

http://www.oldewash.com/

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Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for a
vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he’s all blue, shivering and shaking,
damn near froze to death!

The other flea asks him, “What the hell happened to you?”

The first flea ! says, “I rode down here from Wyandotte in the mustache of a
guy on a Harley.”

The other flea responds saying,” That’s the worst way to travel. Try what I
do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there,
look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it’s warm
and cozy. It’s the best way to travel that I can think of.”

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next
winter.

A year goes by….. When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue,
and shivering and shaking again. Damn near froze to death.
The second flea says, “Didn’t you try what I told you?”

Yes,” says the first flea, “I did exactly as you said…… I went to the
Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess
came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm
that I fell asleep immediately.

When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley.”

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Deliciously Geeky:

http://www.ohgizmo.com/

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Small Thoughts From Stewart Alsop:

http://www.stewartalsop.com/

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