Jokes and Funny Stuff

[hpdog259962]

Here are some Jokes I found in some odd places, Nice place to laugh.

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[Garibaldi]

Drogar-Laugh(LBG).gif w00t.gif Good stuff!

[montefrazer]

The new cyber version of the Birds and the Bees

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, where did I come from?” The
father answers: “Well, son, I guess it’s time you learned about the facts of life, you’re old enough now. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to
download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!” jumpy.gif

[Anonymous]

Hi Folks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a
>>> couple of bottles of Budweiser.
>>>
>>> The passenger, Bubba, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a dadgum
>>> police
>>> roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!”
>>>
>>> “Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish
>>> drinkin’
>>> these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads,
then
>>> throw
>>> the bottles under the seat.”
>>>
>>> “What fer?” asked Bubba.
>>>
>>> “Just let me do the talkin,’ OK?” said Earl.
>>>
>>> Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and
put
>>> the
>>> labels on each of their foreheads.
>>>
>>> When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “Howdy boys, ya’ll
>>> been
>>> drinkin’?”
>>>
>>> “No sir,” said Earl while pointing at the labels…”Me and Bubba’s on
>>> the
>>> Patch.”

[Garibaldi]

:haha: Great one! jumpy.gif

[Garibaldi]

Found this picture of Bush’s Email Account:

[hpdog259962]

:haha:

That’s a good ad for hotmail.

“Hotmail, good for the president, good for the people.”

[Garibaldi]

Quote:

:haha:

That’s a good ad for hotmail.

“Hotmail, good for the president, good for the people.”

Haha very true! w00t.gif

[hpdog259962]

I wonder how you would fix this.

http://www.wiscollectorcar.com/coppermine/cpg132/displayimage.php?pos=-1759

[Garibaldi]

That could be an issue! Drogar-Laugh(LBG).gif

[hpdog259962]

Anyone ever try this?

http://www.wiscollectorcar.com/coppermine/cpg132/displayimage.php?pos=-1765

[Garibaldi]

That would help! Drogar-Laugh(LBG).gif

[hpdog259962]

I bet someone has had one of these days:

http://www.wiscollectorcar.com/coppermine/cpg132/displayimage.php?pos=-1766

[hpdog259962]

NEVER put off tomorrow that you can eat today
NEVER swim in the gravy boats
NEVER snore while the boss is talking (Guilty :haha:)
NEVER eat the “mystery meat” icon_vomit1.gif
NEVER buy used underwear
NEVER floss a pit bull
NEVER lick yourself at the dinnertable
NEVER diet on a day ending in “y”
NEVER buy seafood off a pickup truck with an Iowa license plate icon_vomit1.gif :haha:

[hpdog259962]

You know your getting fat when…

Someone Tries To Climb Your North Slope
NASA Orbits A Satellite Around You
You Have This Tremendous Urge To Graze
Your Picture Is Posted In “All You Can Eat” Buffets
The Phone Company Gives You Your Own Area Code
Everytime You Go To The Beach, The Tide Comes In.

[hpdog259962]

Info On Pets:

Rabbits: Buy Two Chocolate Ones & Hope They Multiply
Hamsters: Bigger Dummber Versions of Mice
Goldfish: Neat, Quiet, No Need To Walk, Tasty
Spider: Nightmare, not pet
Mice: Cheese Hungry
Boa Constrictor: They Want To Hug You… Then Eat You
Parrot: Genuine if has eyepatch & Peg Leg.
Dogs: Loving, Loyal, Obedient, & Breath That Would Stun A Yak

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