Jokes and Funny Stuff

[hpdog259962]

Here are some Jokes I found in some odd places, Nice place to laugh.

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[Garibaldi]

Something from Conan O’Brien:

In other news police recently pulled a man over for speeding. They later released him without giving him a ticket when he reported he was speeding away from the Neverland Ranch.

[hpdog259962]

Oh, see that’s OK.

[Garibaldi]

Quote:

Oh, see that’s OK.

Of course

[hpdog259962]

This has to hurt

http://news.yahoo.com/comics/uclickcomics/20050625/cx_ga_uc/ga20050625;_ylt=AhdVXl6R5imiwC.yVRe7f2.P6SsC;_ylu=X3o

[hpdog259962]

Your Neighbors:

How would this be if these were your neighbors

Benedict Arnold: Person you shouldn’t talk to, will turn you in to the cops in a heartbeat

Alexander Graham Bell: Nice guy but is mad about dial tones on his inventions

Bluebeard: He is widowed a lot, I wonder why?

John Wilkes Booth: Hides in boxes

Jack The Ripper: Good with a knife

Brutus: Good with a knife, ask for help when Jack The Ripper is gone.

Cain: Runs around with a bone, not sure why.

Al Capone: Never see him, door with moveable window on it. Everyone that goes there asks for coffee.

Delilah: The neighborhood barber

Lord Elgin: Four Words; Playing Marbles & Moving Company

Albert Bacon Fall: Nocturnal, sneeks around

George III: Tea crazy, has monopoly in aera (& It shows)

Henry VIII: Brides go in, they don’t come out

Knave Of Hearts: Always stealing tarts in the summer

Mata Hari: Always spying from window

Medusa: Always buying snake food

Apartment Containing: Atilla The Hun, Genghis Kahn, & Ivan The Terrible: Many odd noises and plots to take over world

Nebuchadnezzer: Always mowing his lawn..by eating the grass

Satan: Someone not to take advice from

Boss Tweed: Always wanted to start a neighborhood council. No one else said Ok. I think it is because he wanted to govern it.

[Garibaldi]

:haha:

[Anonymous]

Quote:

The new cyber version of the Birds and the Bees

J’aime ca… c’est drôle!

[Anonymous]

Du bist noch weg… icon_rolleyes.gif

[hpdog259962]

-Hpdog259962, Edited Post.

[Anonymous]

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[Garibaldi]

What are you saying? Please speak in english, seeing as this is an english speaking forum

[Anonymous]

I can try… icon_biggrin.gif

[Garibaldi]

You don’t natively speak German do you?

[Anonymous]

Some of us do, but I don’t. Few people in this world speak my native tonuge.

[Garibaldi]

Well I bet a lot of people in Germany speak German! Drogar-BigGrin(LBG).gif

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