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    A couple of scientists were working on a way to make people live forever. They were experimenting on porpoises and found a food made from sea gulls and a mixture of chemicals worked. They had a problem with PETA because they were killing a lot of gulls so they got lions to guard their lab. When someone approached the lab the lions would lay down if they were supposed to be there or attack if they weren’t. If they laid down, you simply stepped over them into the lab. This worked for a few months, but they were eventually arrested. The charges were – Transporting gulls over staid lions for immortal porpoises!

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