Murphyism

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Stockmayer’s Theroem:

If it looks easy, it’s tough.
If it looks tough, it’s damn well impossible.

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Everitt’s 2nd Law of Thermodynamics

Confusion is always increasing in society. Only if someone or something works extremely hard can this confusion be reduced to order ina limited region. Nevertheless, this effort will still result in an increase in the total confusion of society at large.

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Zymugy’s 1st Law of Evolvingg Systems Dynamics:

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.

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Finagle’s Rules:

1. To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
2. Always keep a record of data-it indicated you’ve been working.
3. Always draw your curves, then plot your reading
4. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
5. Experiments should be reproducible-should they all fail in the same way.
6. Do Not Believe In Miracle, Rely On Them

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Commoner’s 2nd Law of Ecology

Nothing Ever Goes Away

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Wingo Axiom:
All Finagle Laws may be bypassed by learning the simple art of doing without thinking.

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Pudder’s Law

Anything that begins well, ends badly.
Anything that begins badly, ends worse

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Howe’s Law

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

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Sodd’s 1st Law

Whan a person attempts a task, he or she will be thwarted in that task by the unconscious intervention of some other presence (animate or inanimate). Nevertheless, some tasks are completed, since the intervening presence is istelf attempting a task and is, of course, subject to interferrence.

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Wynne’s Law

Negative Slack Thends To Increase.

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Issawai’s Laws Of Progress:

The Course of Progress:
Most Things get steadily worse

The Path Of Progress:
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

The Dialectics of Progress:
Direct Action produces direct reaction

The Pace Of Progress:
Society is a mule, not a car… If Pressed too hard, it will kick and throw off its rider.

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Rudin’s Law

In crises that force people to choose among alternatives courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.

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Freeman’s Commentary on Gisberg’s Theorem
Every major philosophy that attempts to make mife seem meaningful is based on the negiation of one part of Ginsberg’s Theorem, To wit:

1. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win
2. Socialism is based on thr assumption that you can break even
3. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.

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Sturgeon’s Law:

90% of everything is curd.

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The Unspeakable Law

As soon as you mention something…

…if it’s good, it will go away
…if it’s bad, it happens

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Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics

Things get worse under pressure.

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