Murphyism – Page 2 – Wisconsin Collector Car

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May 3, 2006 at 8:05 pm #2078

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Stockmayer’s Theroem:

If it looks easy, it’s tough.
If it looks tough, it’s damn well impossible.
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May 3, 2006 at 8:07 pm #24900

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Non-Reciprocal Laws Of Expectations:

Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.

May 3, 2006 at 8:07 pm #24901

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Simon’s Law

EVerything but together falls apart sooner or later.

May 3, 2006 at 8:07 pm #24902

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Ginsberg’s Theroem:

1. You Can’t Win
2. You can’t Even loose
3. You can’t even quit the game

May 3, 2006 at 8:07 pm #24903

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Sodd’s 2nd Law

Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.

Corollary:
Any system must be designed to withstand the worst possible set of circumstances.

May 3, 2006 at 8:11 pm #24904

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Gumperson’s Law

The Probablility of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its diversity.
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