See You Down The Road

After many years serving the classic car community, Wisconsin Collector Car will be shutting down at the end of 2024. Thank you for all of the car show memories!

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  • in reply to: Jokes and Funny Stuff #11665
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    Totally Useless Office Skills:

    (New One Every Day)

    http://www.jlc.net/~useless/

    in reply to: Murphyism #24904
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    Gumperson’s Law

    The Probablility of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its diversity.

    in reply to: Murphyism #24903
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    Sodd’s 2nd Law

    Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.

    Corollary:
    Any system must be designed to withstand the worst possible set of circumstances.

    in reply to: Murphyism #24902
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    Ginsberg’s Theroem:

    1. You Can’t Win
    2. You can’t Even loose
    3. You can’t even quit the game

    in reply to: Murphyism #24901
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    Simon’s Law

    EVerything but together falls apart sooner or later.

    in reply to: Murphyism #24900
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    Non-Reciprocal Laws Of Expectations:

    Negative expectations yield negative results.
    Positive expectations yield negative results.

    in reply to: Murphyism #24899
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    Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics

    Things get worse under pressure.

    in reply to: Murphyism #24898
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    The Unspeakable Law

    As soon as you mention something…

    …if it’s good, it will go away
    …if it’s bad, it happens

    in reply to: Murphyism #24897
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    Sturgeon’s Law:

    90% of everything is curd.

    in reply to: Murphyism #24896
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    Freeman’s Commentary on Gisberg’s Theorem
    Every major philosophy that attempts to make mife seem meaningful is based on the negiation of one part of Ginsberg’s Theorem, To wit:

    1. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win
    2. Socialism is based on thr assumption that you can break even
    3. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.

    in reply to: Murphyism #24895
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    Rudin’s Law

    In crises that force people to choose among alternatives courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.

    in reply to: Murphyism #24894
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    Issawai’s Laws Of Progress:

    The Course of Progress:
    Most Things get steadily worse

    The Path Of Progress:
    A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

    The Dialectics of Progress:
    Direct Action produces direct reaction

    The Pace Of Progress:
    Society is a mule, not a car… If Pressed too hard, it will kick and throw off its rider.

    in reply to: Murphyism #24893
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    Wynne’s Law

    Negative Slack Thends To Increase.

    in reply to: Murphyism #24892
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    Sodd’s 1st Law

    Whan a person attempts a task, he or she will be thwarted in that task by the unconscious intervention of some other presence (animate or inanimate). Nevertheless, some tasks are completed, since the intervening presence is istelf attempting a task and is, of course, subject to interferrence.

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    Howe’s Law

    Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

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