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  • April 4, 2018 at 10:15 am #83025
    Gunner
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    Thought I would liven up the forum by starting a new thread. I’ll go first. If you would like to share any of those pearls of wisdom that were passed on to you, especially the humorous ones, feel free to jump in.

    So, here’s my first quote

    “If you can’t say something nice about someone, then they must be an asshole..”

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  • April 4, 2018 at 10:17 am #83026
    Gunner
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    “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”

    -Groucho Marx

    April 4, 2018 at 10:28 am #83027
    Gunner
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    Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid!

    April 5, 2018 at 1:42 pm #83033
    Gunner
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    “If you can’t fix it with a hammer or duct tape you have an electrical problem”

    April 10, 2018 at 6:31 pm #83040
    GTO Man
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    Same S%&t Different Day

    April 12, 2018 at 7:12 am #83053
    Gunner
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    My dad used to say,
    Life is like a shit sandwich,,, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.

    April 13, 2018 at 5:40 am #83054
    Gunner
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    Chrome may not get you home –
    But, it will certainly make you look good while you’re broke down alongside the road, waiting for a rollback.

    April 13, 2018 at 5:42 am #83055
    Gunner
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    As Groucho Marx so eloquently said “If you’re upset you can leave in a taxi, if you can’t leave in a taxi, leave in a huff, if that’s too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff” From the film Duck Soup.

    April 15, 2018 at 10:42 am #83076
    Gunner
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    “God created bumpers. So, bumpers were made for bumping.” Dale Earnhardt

    April 16, 2018 at 4:49 pm #83077
    GTO Man
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    ‘Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.’

    I chose the wrong job.

    April 22, 2018 at 11:01 am #83105
    GTO Man
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    Something applicable to many: I am very cautious of people whose actions don’t match their words.

    April 23, 2018 at 5:19 pm #83112
    lordairgtar
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    Wherever you go, there you are

    April 29, 2018 at 6:30 am #83116
    Gunner
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    New
    Usually applied to a work environment…….or car club………
    “If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!”

    April 29, 2018 at 7:18 am #83118
    Merc Man
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    Be sure not to follow the Masses, because sometimes the M is silent.

    May 1, 2018 at 5:04 am #83119
    Gunner
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    “Some people are like slinkys. They’re not really good for anything, but they really bring a smile to your face when they’re pushed down the stairs”…..

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