Quotes To Live By…

[Gunner]

Thought I would liven up the forum by starting a new thread. I’ll go first. If you would like to share any of those pearls of wisdom that were passed on to you, especially the humorous ones, feel free to jump in.

So, here’s my first quote

“If you can’t say something nice about someone, then they must be an asshole..”

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[Gunner]

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”

-Groucho Marx

[Gunner]

Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid!

[Gunner]

“If you can’t fix it with a hammer or duct tape you have an electrical problem”

[GTO Man]

Same S%&t Different Day

[Gunner]

My dad used to say,
Life is like a shit sandwich,,, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.

[Gunner]

Chrome may not get you home –
But, it will certainly make you look good while you’re broke down alongside the road, waiting for a rollback.

[Gunner]

As Groucho Marx so eloquently said “If you’re upset you can leave in a taxi, if you can’t leave in a taxi, leave in a huff, if that’s too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff” From the film Duck Soup.

[Gunner]

“God created bumpers. So, bumpers were made for bumping.” Dale Earnhardt

[GTO Man]

‘Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.’

I chose the wrong job.

[GTO Man]

Something applicable to many: I am very cautious of people whose actions don’t match their words.

[lordairgtar]

Wherever you go, there you are

[Gunner]

New
Usually applied to a work environment…….or car club………
“If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!”

[Merc Man]

Be sure not to follow the Masses, because sometimes the M is silent.

[Gunner]

“Some people are like slinkys. They’re not really good for anything, but they really bring a smile to your face when they’re pushed down the stairs”…..

[Author]

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