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  • #83025
    GunnerGunner
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    Thought I would liven up the forum by starting a new thread. I’ll go first. If you would like to share any of those pearls of wisdom that were passed on to you, especially the humorous ones, feel free to jump in.

    So, here’s my first quote

    “If you can’t say something nice about someone, then they must be an asshole..”

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  • #83026
    GunnerGunner
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    “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”

    -Groucho Marx

    #83027
    GunnerGunner
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    Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid!

    #83033
    GunnerGunner
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    “If you can’t fix it with a hammer or duct tape you have an electrical problem”

    #83040
    GTO ManGTO Man
    Moderator

    Same S%&t Different Day

    #83053
    GunnerGunner
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    My dad used to say,
    Life is like a shit sandwich,,, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.

    #83054
    GunnerGunner
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    Chrome may not get you home –
    But, it will certainly make you look good while you’re broke down alongside the road, waiting for a rollback.

    #83055
    GunnerGunner
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    As Groucho Marx so eloquently said “If you’re upset you can leave in a taxi, if you can’t leave in a taxi, leave in a huff, if that’s too soon you can leave in a minute and a huff” From the film Duck Soup.

    #83076
    GunnerGunner
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    “God created bumpers. So, bumpers were made for bumping.” Dale Earnhardt

    #83077
    GTO ManGTO Man
    Moderator

    ‘Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.’

    I chose the wrong job.

    #83105
    GTO ManGTO Man
    Moderator

    Something applicable to many: I am very cautious of people whose actions don’t match their words.

    #83112
    Avatarlordairgtar
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    Wherever you go, there you are

    #83116
    GunnerGunner
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    New
    Usually applied to a work environment…….or car club………
    “If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!”

    #83118
    Merc ManMerc Man
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    Be sure not to follow the Masses, because sometimes the M is silent.

    #83119
    GunnerGunner
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    “Some people are like slinkys. They’re not really good for anything, but they really bring a smile to your face when they’re pushed down the stairs”…..

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