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    D.Dawg
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    rectal glaucoma

    (can’t see my ass coming in today)

    Any other good ones?

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    D.Dawg
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    D.Dawg wrote:
    rectal glaucoma

    (can’t see my ass coming in today)

    Any other good ones?

    The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean my guns today.

    #42613
    moparkid25
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    Explosive diarrhea. No one wants to deal with that s***.

    #42618
    GTO Man
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    Here are a couple:

    — tired of being taken advantage of and not being compensated fairly.
    — tired of losing benefits.
    — tired of the foreign workers who aren’t US citizens driving down our salaries.
    — tired of the attitude of companies in this country toward their workers.

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