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    Hi Folks
    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for
    ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an
    occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place,
    since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear
    anything he’d ever have to testify about in court.

    When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his
    missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign
    language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: “Where is the 10
    million bucks you embezzled from me?”

    The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
    million dollars is hidden.

    The bookkeeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking
    about.”

    The attorney tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what
    you’re talking about.”

    That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
    bookkeeper’s temple, cocks it, and says: “Ask him again!”

    The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you
    don’t tell him!”

    The bookkeeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown
    briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in
    Queens!”

    The Godfather asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?”

    The attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the
    trigger.
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    Hi Folks
    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for
    ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an
    occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place,
    since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear
    anything he’d ever have to testify about in court.

    When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his
    missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign
    language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: “Where is the 10
    million bucks you embezzled from me?”

    The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
    million dollars is hidden.

    The bookkeeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking
    about.”

    The attorney tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what
    you’re talking about.”

    That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
    bookkeeper’s temple, cocks it, and says: “Ask him again!”

    The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you
    don’t tell him!”

    The bookkeeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown
    briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in
    Queens!”

    The Godfather asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?”

    The attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the
    trigger.
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    Great story, seems like a fitting end for the Godfather! thumbsup.gif

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