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Top 11 Worst Ways To Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day In The Data Center
11) Replace coffee with Irish Coffee
10) Cover up any LEDs that aren’t green
9) Change the blue screen of death to the green screen of death
Refer to clients as “the Wee Folk”7) Put an O’ in front of all user names in the directory
6) Replace all the toner cartridges with green ink
5) Play drinking games like “Whenever I get an e-mail, chug a beer” and “Whenever I don’t get an e-mail, chug a beer.”
4) Give the dateless data center staff “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” buttons
3) Replace cardkey scanners with breathalyzers and lock out anyone with a blood alcohol level of less than 0.1
2) Cook corned beef and cabbage on the new blade servers
1) Swap the water coolers with Guinness kegs
Thought I ask, anyone have Sam Bas Prints of Nascar?
Edwin Starr
Next One,
And the sign said,
“Long-haired freaky people
Need not apply.”
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why.
He said, “You look like a fine upstandin’ young man.
I think you’ll do.”
So I took off my hat and said, “Imagine that.
Ha, me workin’ for you.”Thanks, hope to get some other people other than me.
I’m planning on bringing a new car to the group.
A 1967 Oldsmobile Delta 88
